@karatechopmonk: I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn't like it
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@TheTalkingPipe: Her dad said he'd like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me.
@stuckinaportal: look son, i kinda need you to go to hong kong & win a martial arts tournament to the death for me because i sorta told my neighbor you did
@samalmightysam: I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station.