@AllyBallyBeal: I tried dusting after five energy drinks now my house is on fire.
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@AskAuntieEm1: I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom.
@iGreenMonk: When someone tell me , "long time no see" i usually reply, "I know, we're really not that good of friends"
@FeelingEuphoric: villain: ironic that the one who shot you is your English professor! me *dying*: actually it's coincidental v *tearing up*: ...you passed
@KentWGraham: You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before.