@msbhaven81: I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective
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@MelShutUp: Wow thank you so much for whistling at me, guy in Walmart. I've never felt more beautiful.
@BridgetPhetasy: In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts.
@mommy_cusses: Me: Whatcha doin'? 5: Whatcha doin'? Me: Are you copying me? 5: Are you copying me? Me: I'm adopted 5: I'm adop- WHAT?
@ElleOhHell: "The new iPhone 6 is bigger!" Meh. "It has more sensors!" Pfft. "You can block group texts." I WOULD LIKE ONE THOUSAND OF YOUR IPHONE