@msbhaven81: I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective
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@Sal0630: Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said "easy come, easy go" so I just ran with it..
@blade_funner: Me: WHOOMP! there it is. Detective: Please stop saying that every time you find a clue.
@InigoUnleashed: Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!