@msbhaven81: I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective
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@welone1: During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel.
@PaperWash: Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night.
@Consent2Treat: I could tell my parents truly loved me as a child. My bath toys were a toaster, radio and a blow dyer.