@msbhaven81: I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective
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@Izianikapani: In Australia we say tuna not tuna fish because tuna cow and tuna chicken are not readily available here.
@gojarbe: [wedding] i wrote my own vows *removes paper* "chickety china the chinese chicken" whoops wrong one *2nd paper* "if i had $1,000,000"
@Abusitron: How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple