@xLiserx: I tried living every day like it was my last but I got arrested on my second day of looting.
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@woodmuffin: Please stop praying for my grandpa u are making him too strong. He broke out of the hospital & cops say their tasers don't work on him :(
@WalkingOutside: I like to pack a healthy lunch for work so that by 3 p.m. I'm ready to do unspeakable things for a piece of chocolate.
@BellPupper: DICKENS: I’ve got writers block... I’ll have a martini, Bob. BARTENDER: Olive or twist? DICKENS: *looks into camera*