@xLiserx: I tried living every day like it was my last but I got arrested on my second day of looting.
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@kellyoxford: 7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?" Me "Yes" 7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
@Dawn_M_: Sharks don't like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention.