@anbrll00: I tried saving a cat in a tree but the darn thing wouldn't accept Jesus.
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@meganamram: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.
@jazmasta: [Chumbawumba concert] 🎶 I get knocked down, but I get up again.. 🎶 [whack-a-mole just goin nuts in the crowd] "Aw hell yeah!"
@PoliticallyILL1: I'm sick of closing out every job interview with "I was young. I needed the money."