@anbrll00: I tried saving a cat in a tree but the darn thing wouldn't accept Jesus.
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@bitterADDitude: Hair in bun=housework Hair in ponytail=oral sex Body language is important-So he doesn't get excited when I'm about to 2 scrub the toilet
@LostFelicia: Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box.
@VeryLonelyLuke: Me: If you want to be a Jedi, you have to follow strict rules. Rey: Like what? Me: Don't hook up with anyone. They might be related.