@anbrll00: I tried saving a cat in a tree but the darn thing wouldn't accept Jesus.
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@2tickytacky: He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them.
@Shanehasabeard: Haha, I feel sorry for all you losers who missed out on the Bitcoin train. You should've bought in years ago, like me: A perfectly normal man who coincidentally hoarded a virtual currency during a time when it's only use was for sex trafficking and purchasing organs.
@WheelTod: [In Club] *slides up to girl on dance floor "This is my jam" *hands her a jar "I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more..."