@bingowings14: I tried some Dirty Dancing in a neighbour's herb garden. I had the thyme of my life.
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@angibangie: *Husband buys me flowers* Me: Aw sweet, but don't waste money on things that are going to die. Him: But you keep buying the cat food.
@cbdoubleu: Sorry I burnt your degree from the University of Phoenix thinking that a better degree would rise from its ashes.