@BonaFideIntent: I tried to be domestic & cook. Microwave is on fire. A waffle maker, 3 pans, a toaster & my neighbors cat in the trash. Making soup is HARD!
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@chuuew: I don't believe Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back. He wouldn't get any balance laying on his shell.
@FeverFlave: You should not throw stones at glass houses but they never said anything about the home owners.
@KimmyMonte: I just saw Beauty and the Beast and now all I want to do is live with a water buffalo and talk to my furniture