@slimmy_shady: I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
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@nickbilton: The revolution will be tweeted. The sunset, Instagrammed. The relationship, Facebooked. The storm, Vined.
@Quartzjixler: There are many effective ways of inviting me to your event but doing it on Facebook is definitely not one of them.
@JermHimselfish: I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock.