@CrackYouWhip: I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer.
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@AndyAsAdjective: 8YR OLD: dad, can we get pizza for dinner tonight? ME: aw sweetie, I'm sorry…I had pizza for lunch 8: you think I give a damn what you had for lunch?
@FlyJ_: Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but... (puts up hand up to high five) thanks for asking!
@StevieKnip: PSA: If you're about to be arrested, climb to the roof of a nearby court. You are now 'above the law' & literally can't get in trouble ever