@TheRolo: I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams.
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@ChickenFrecklez: Crazy sister put: "I had a child very young so I had to mature quickly" on her resume once. Put her email address as MONKEYTUSHIES87 too.
@amishschool: Fitness guru just tweeted "remember to breathe" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time.
@bigmacher: No, I'm not telling my wife the reason we need a new blender is because I didn't remove the pit from the avocado, that's between us.
@bridger_w: If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat right next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money"