@TheRolo: I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams.
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@GrantTanaka: *deep fries turkey *deep fries deck *deep fries backyard *deep fries house *deep fries neighborhood *deep fries los angeles
@introvertedwife: I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.
@bombsydoll: Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment.
@Underchilde: I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don’t need that kind of incentive to visit again.