@crunchenhanced: I trimmed all the bushes in the front yard to make my house look bigger.
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@MikeCanRant: There are so many animal nudes on the internet. I mean, its not even regulated. Literally almost every animal picture is naked.
@Celestinelea90: I asked my kids today if they felt we spent enough time together and they both texted back that we did so I guess we are all good.
@iAmDelFreaky: I saw a fat kid sitting on a seesaw all by himself. I stopped and waited for another kid to fall from the sky. I left disappointed.