@BackrowSeats: I try contributing to society but it keeps insisting I take it back.
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@Bexdora: INFURIATING COLLEAGUE: Morning people! ME: Morning...you look good... IC: Thanks, I feel good! ME: So much for Voodoo. IC: What? ME: What?
@ninjadinosaur1: I'm pretty sure there isn't a single Australian animal that wouldn't look good in a top hat.
@GreenishDuck: Sure I'll eat square slices of pizza, but I'm thinking of triangular ones the whole time.
@moooooog35: Lady at the dollar store checked to see if my $20 was fake. Like if I could counterfeit money I'd be shopping at the dollar store.