@BackrowSeats: I try contributing to society but it keeps insisting I take it back.
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@Sanbel11: -Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!
@OLDIRTYDIAPER: Ordinary things that become AMAZING once you're a parent: -showers -sitting down to eat -drinking coffee while it's hot -pooping
@lonestarJakeyT: My current body type is like you can sorta tell I workout, but you can also tell that I don’t say no when someone offers me a cookie.
@Jesssicle: Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex.