@LJSelsky: I try to get all my news from FB
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@sweet_pea707: *interview* So, why do you want to be a judge? *Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* "To fight crime"
@ericsshadow: ME: I had salmon for lunch. WIFE: the L is silent. ME: Ha, I knew that. I meant unch.