@LJSelsky: I try to get all my news from FB
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@Sassafrantz: Sorry I unfriended you after seeing your Facebook "Year In Review" but it was bad enough the first time.
@SethMacFarlane: I wish I could explain to my cat that when I sneeze it doesn't mean the world is ending.
@fro_vo: *burger king manager pulls me aside on my first day working there* when they say hold the pickle you don’t have to physically hold it