@LJSelsky: I try to get all my news from FB
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@danjan13: I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected. Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?
@facciabella: When someone says "everything happens for a reason," I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand.
@djdarrellripley: Me: HOLY SHIT! We've been robbed! Her: Oh No! Are you calling the police? Me: (Sigh) No, I'm calling the burglars to congratulate them..
@InternetHippo: superhero movie: this already insanely hot person discovers they have numerous additional gifts me: this is relatable as hell