@LJSelsky: I try to get all my news from FB
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@Ivsy01: Him: How was your day? Me: (watching a movie about a shark trapped in a grocery store) Very busy.
@KevinFarzad: Just saw someone order a cup of water at this restaurant. Knocked it out of his hand. We're in a drought, idiot.
@QwertyJones3: Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed.
@grammar_c**t: Does anyone know the difference between an elk and a deer?nnCos I think I just ran over a cyclist.