@BrianIncognito: I turned to her and said "We're all just seeking validation, aren't we?" She just ignored me, stamped my parking ticket, and handed it back.
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@AndrewChamings: If you watch home alone backwards it’s about kid who tortures two strangers then his family comes home and yells at him
@AnOrangeSNES: "Honey the baby is crowning!" *Lifts up hospital gown* "Well excuse me YOUR MAJESTY!"
@lolkthen_: [walking her home after the first date] She: I love long walks [Trying to impress her] I have to walk everywhere cause I can't afford a car.