@BrianIncognito: I turned to her and said "We're all just seeking validation, aren't we?" She just ignored me, stamped my parking ticket, and handed it back.
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@RocketRankoon: Comcast: "Would you like to upgrade your Internet service to include cable?" Me: "No thanks, the illegal downloading has that base covered."
@SteveSuckington: "How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?" -guy who invented condoms
@TheRealRHB: Whoever first said "No news is good news" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days