@summerofbenny: I typed 18 beers into my calorie counting app, and it uninstalled itself.
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@thenatewolf: Hello, I'm a bird, I survived since dinosaurs roamed the earth but windows are too much for me to figure out.
@HannahFlores01: Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*
@hell_doe: roses are red, violets are blue *arnold schwarzenegger voice* tell me who is your daddy and what does he do