@Terdoh: I typed "Cigarettes" in the search bar and it said "No Matches".
The universe has spoken.
@Wine_Honey1: These people act like they've never seen anyone collect change from the bottom of a fountain & stuff it in their bra to buy more liquor.
@phalguy: How do Tie Fighter pilots see sideways?
How do Stormtroopers go to the bathroom?
*Star Wars thoughts that keep me awake at night.
@northpacific: "You're not the pizza guy." Bin Laden's last words.
@gorrdano: Stop being racist to kettles.
@krustythe_klown: The travel toothbrush has to be the greatest invention ever. Can you imagine having to lug around one of those regular heavy ones?