@Terdoh: I typed "Cigarettes" in the search bar and it said "No Matches".
The universe has spoken.
@SatansTongue: Stop calling hurricanes names, you're just giving them the attention that they want
@WorldofWid: Be advised Ladies:
Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun.
@AristotlesNZ: Me: My friend really likes you.
Her: I'm a lesbian.
Me: Ah ok...
Me: So... What part of Lesbia are you from?
@DanMentos: words that seem cool until you find out what they mean
- space bar
@dafloydsta: [buying a wood chipper]
ME: So does blood splatter everywhere when a body goes in?