@JohnMayer: I understand that t-shirt guns exist but what about shooting pants at people? This seems useful too
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@TheRohiniReddy: I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them.
@BlindChow: Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. "You mean salami?" No, just a single salamus. "Um ok, anything else on that?" Yes, one pepperonus.
@davedittell: UNICORN: I love the forest! I love my horn! Life is wonderf— [Pegasus flies over chased by babes] UNICORN: God why have you forsaken me