@jake_lach: I understand the face situation but you don't have to be ugly on the inside too
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@QwertyJones3: [gynecologist making small talk during an exam] DOCTOR: So you're in the military? HER: Yes DOCTOR: Well thank you for your cervix
@slyoung5: Good news: He told me I was his penguin. Bad news: Penguins only have sex once a year.
@michaelianblack: The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media.