@jake_lach: I understand the face situation but you don't have to be ugly on the inside too
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@Jake_Vig: When someone walks into a room, I like to tap the person next to me and in a loud stage whisper say "Is that who you were telling me about?"
@pizzajaynow: You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots.
@joejwest: [knocking at the door] VOICE OUTSIDE: Open up this is the fashion police! ME: [furiously flushing bandanas down the toilet] JUST A SECOND