@jake_lach: I understand the face situation but you don't have to be ugly on the inside too
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@RadOrDie: I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.
@david8hughes: Therapist: what would you say to your dad if he were alive today? Me: sorry for cremating you. I honestly thought you were dead
@CoreyNotKori: My handwriting has slowly morphed from cheerleader to serial killer to elephant with a paint brush.