@livingnBoston: I updated my drivers on my laptop and now I have all kinds of pop ups...thanks Microsoft!
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@TwatyTweets: When I have kids I'm gonna tell them drugs are good for them. It's the only way I can be sure they won't try them.
@fuzzlime: A pinata at my funeral so people will be happy.. but filled with bees so they're not too happy.
@ibid78: "Dave's coming over." -Dave from work or Dave that doesn't know how doors work? [doorknob sorta jiggles for like 20 minutes]