@ryan_rachryan80: I use so many age defying crinkle creams that I don't have finger prints anymore.
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@patrickmarkryan: On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean
@Not_a_JesusGirl: Playboy has started a new edition for married men with the same women featuring every month.
@marebytes: Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth
@jollyrobber: 3: I'm going to say hi to that boy on the bike Boy rides by & she waves shyly after he passes 3: He didn't hear me Me: Flirting's hard