@PellMull: I use these ( ... ) a lot.
For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
@WordUpBitch: The second I feel pressured to do something, I'm out of there faster than a dog who hears his name and knows it's bath time.
@kristinb5150: the only thing getting in the way of my diet is food
@GrantTanaka: black friday is crazy, I just maced a kid then some old woman shot me with a crossbow
@LaziestCanine: [on intercom]
Pilot: does anyone know how to land an airplane? asking for a friend, i swear
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Imagine if Iron Man could do whatever an iron can. 🎶 Flattens shirts, with his heat. Gives your slacks a nifty pleat. 🎶