@PellMull: I use these ( ... ) a lot.
For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
@theshantilly: "I know exactly how you feel."
*staring at a deflated giant inflatable snowman
@onedumbshark: My bologna has a first name, and a second name, and a fake name, and a sexy nickname, and exactly none of them are your business so go away.
@theshamingofjay: Exclamation point rules
! - good
!! - excited
!!! - awesome
!!!! - starting to get creepy
!!!!! - cheerleader creepy
!!!!!! - own 20 cats
@lahirip: We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around
@WilliamRodgers: It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic...