@PellMull: I use these ( ... ) a lot.
For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
@Monathais: Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!
@ShawnIzadi: That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom.
@Hello_Bella: Never underestimate a woman sitting quietly in a corner sharpening a knife.
@bsnc64: Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goose
@ohheyohhihello: I stole a friend's phone today and set it so it will autocorrect "I've" to "me've" and me'm really excited about it.