@PellMull: I use these ( ... ) a lot.
For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
@ItsAndyRyan: Now then - what's an oxymoron?
@ElKnuckelhombre: A lady was spanking her kid for being a total brat in the grocery store so I had to step in and ask her if she needed me to hold her purse.
@BuckyIsotope: *hires sky writer to propose to psychic girlfriend*
WILL YOU MARRY ME
*2nd planes flies by 5 seconds later*
@delmolition: Found an eyelash on my pizza.
Wished for more pizza.
@ChipKellysBalls: Find a penny
Pick it up
& all the day
You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ...