@PellMull: I use these ( ... ) a lot.
For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
@mattsurely: If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you.
@cigarin: I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day.
@Rollmaninoz: [at my funeral]
*casket falls onto the floor*
Mum: that's the quickest I've ever seen him move
Dad: lol owned
@ibid78: [A-ha rehearsal]
"Here's the lyric: Take On Me."
"What about Take Me On?"
[4 hrs of arguing later]
"Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."
@MrAdamBez: What do you mean I've had enough to drink?!!
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.