@Dawn_M_: I used 5 different things as a napkin today and one of them was my neighbour.
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@TweetingDadGuy: Live tweeting from Sunday Mass! We're sitting. Now standing. Sitting. Sorry, should've been kneeling. Shit, that was embarrassing.