@mooturkey: I used a fax machine today!! I also ran all the cotton thru the gin and plowed the field with my oxen while it finished dialing up.
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@zachv86: i saw this homeless guy talking to himself and i was like, "who is he talking to?" then i thought "who am I talking to?"
@therealeatwood: PRODUCER: OK, so this is a reality show about a blended family EXEC: Like a real-life Brady Bunch? PRODUCER: [uncovering giant blender] No