@mikeym00n: I USED MY WIFE'S VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO AND NOW I CAN'T STOP YELLING!
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@Michael1979: My one weakness? Probably my unshakable belief that, despite a total lack of training, I'll be able to do karate if I'm ever in a fight.
@eileencurtright: Death hack: bury your loved ones with their fitness trackers for a low-cost early zombie alert system.
@maughammom: My 'Mom Voice' was so loud even the neighbors washed their hands and cleaned their rooms.