@SweetTweetsBRO: I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon.
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@urmumsausername: Now I lay me down to sleep I hope you like this and retweet If I should die before I wake I may have eaten too much cake
@fart: no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh
@fatherofcomedy: I don't like doing the same things again so much that I can never be a serial killer.