@SweetTweetsBRO: I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon.
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@OBiiieeee: Cop: where ya headed? "the gym" Cop: im gonna save you a lot of embarrassment and arrest you "thank you so much, officer"
@junejuly12: As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day
@rob5373: I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me.
@lordratsquirt: Recently I discovered when changing sex positions, it's better to make the Transformers sounds inside your head rather than vocalizing them.