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@omgthatspunny: I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
@SirEviscerate: GIRL: Spirit, should I have sex with this guy?
ME: *tries to push the ouija pointer to yes but it won't move* (under breath) grandma, PLEASE
@DrPussyMagnet: sorry i lost my nudes can u send me yours
@shegotagronk: The camera adds 10 pounds. The front facing iPhone camera adds 437 pounds.
@Boourns83: Turns out hanging out in sewers eating pizza and practicing karate will not make me an honorary ninja turtle..
Now I just smell like shit
@PeaceInTruth1: A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.