@omgthatspunny: I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
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@UncleDuke1969: "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?" "No." "Why not, sir?" "Because, it would make my rabbi sad."
@AmishPornStar1: I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters
@ElleOhHell: [at library] ME: Yes, I'd like to Czech out a book on eastern Europe. LIBRARIAN: 3rd floor ME: Get it? L: This is dialog, I'm not reading it