@omgthatspunny: I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
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@naazihah: Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas.
@jctwritesstuff: Me: *tied up* Guy: *hits my kneecap* M: I'm not a rat! G: Bring in her sworn enemy! G2: *tosses Rubik's Cube at me* M: Oh god no! I'll talk!
@Tmoney68: Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one.