@shariv67: I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: The families in Eggo commercials live in nice houses and appear wealthy. Why are they always fighting over one shitty frozen waffle?
@Quartzjixler: There are many effective ways of inviting me to your event but doing it on Facebook is definitely not one of them.
@Tmoney68: Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994.
@Paxochka: I'm not taking the Democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table.