@shariv67: I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious.
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@LostCatDog: It's a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me, but we should probably cut his hang-glider out of that tree one of these days.
@fizzlestothetop: Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch.
@markleggett: In America she's called "Miley" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called "What America would be like if it were a person".
@xodeadlykissxo: Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving.