@shariv67: I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious.
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@Lowenaffchen: Hey girl.. you ready to [loudly toward the door] TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL *roommate sends in R/C truck with a bunch of condoms taped to it*
@Leemanish: Got a couple of real nice piles of dog shit on your lawn there. Sure would be a shame if something was to... you know, "happen" to them.
@GrumpyBahr: North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.