@shariv67: I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Me: That does it! [bangs on upstairs neighbor's door] [Elephant on a pogo stick answers] Sup? Am I being too loud?
@MrSandeepP: This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics.