@sofarrsogud: ME: Cauliflower is bullshit.
EXECUTIONER: Those are really gonna be your last words?
@Julian_Deane: I'm completely over my ex, is the name of my poem to her
@ArfMeasures: Amazon Review: A History of Criminals
★★★☆☆
Not a bad book. Prose and cons.
@snatch_stache: Drugs don't ruin people's lives, drug tests do.
@djdarrellripley: Her: (Sigh) How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
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