@the_hawlk: "i used to live in india, now I live in indiana"
"is there a difference?"
"na"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@sofarrsogud: ME: Cauliflower is bullshit. EXECUTIONER: Those are really gonna be your last words?
@Julian_Deane: I'm completely over my ex, is the name of my poem to her
@ArfMeasures: Amazon Review: A History of Criminals ★★★☆☆ Not a bad book. Prose and cons.
@snatch_stache: Drugs don't ruin people's lives, drug tests do.
@djdarrellripley: Her: (Sigh) How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey? Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
COMMENTS