@JayTuvz: I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another.
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@Neuronicism: If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.
@dubiousrhetoric: People: why do dogs bark at the mail man every single day Dogs: the mailman has literally never gotten in how do you not see what I'm doing
@imdaintyaf: Hub: You ready to go? Me: In a minute, I'm beating the kids. [Cut to me just decimating the kids at Mario Kart]
@SamGrittner: *goes to pond* *duck hands me $100* "Give me the hard stuff." *hands over bag of croutons*