@JayTuvz: I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another.
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@novicefather: This guy just climbed through a thicket of waist-high shrubbery to avoid walking past me. That's the kind of anti-social I aspire to be.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Me [doing a lovely soft shoe routine and nailing it] Brother: Are you serious? This is my sentencing hearing Judge [teary]: Just wonderful