@DamonHunzeker: I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me.
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@smedlee: The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse.
@samstein: March 23: Trump pretends to drive big-rig. House bill falls apart. July 17: Trump pretends to drive firetruck. Senate bill falls apart.
@Maxine12333: Wish we had the power of at least one 'do over' in our lives. I used mine up in the 1st grade and winning at hopscotch wasn't worth it.