@WildeThingy: I used to think alcohol silenced the voices in my head until I realised it had just moved them to my mouth.
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@SavoirFail: I don't do drugs. I take drugs. My brain does the drugs. Follow me? Me either -because drugs
@Slygirl08: *Really attractive person waves at me in their car*-*I wave back enthusiastically*-*realizes they were just putting their visor down*
@PyrBliss: If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road.