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@Robert_Beau: I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors.
@moose_chocolate: "America is getting snow? How cute"
@TheRolo: Crossfit is the healthiest way to get rid of your friends.
@donni: Codpieces aren't supposed to made out of fish? Crap! Hang on, then, I need to change.
@teeaysmith: Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic, incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator.
@davidkenny100: Pal: "on your date, ask her about herself. Oh! And girls love a guy into animals"
Me: "how much do you weigh? about as much as baby cow?"