@_SingleBabyMama: I used to wait for hrs with my finger on the record button of a boom box after requesting a song on the radio. I'm familiar with commitment.
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@david8hughes: "The toilet's blocked pretty bad so I called the plumber. Should be here later tod-" [Bowser spits coffee] "Which plumber?"
@thepunningman: CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put "may not hover" on the box and get out of my sight
@Elizasoul80: Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore.
@IamEnidColeslaw: That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died.