@HatfieldAnne: I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to.
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@PortRooster: If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box...
@mlccm: Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday.
@timdonakowski: Damn girl, are you an old ATM touchscreen? 'Cause I'm pushing ALL the wrong buttons.
@HollyHeals: I'm doing it doggy style today. Lying on the couch not doing a damn thing. I will bark if you knock on the door.