@HatfieldAnne: I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to.
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@FloodyHippie: I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself.
@_sweet_ham: Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts.
@Ideal_Victoria: Note to self: Next time your migraine specialist asks "How's your head?" Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."