@HatfieldAnne: I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to.
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@specialsquid: "Hi, my name is Gary and I'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store."
@bridger_w: This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.
@the_anastasia: It's funny how all those "best places in the world" lists always forget to include the Internet.
@TheCatWhisprer: Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.