@Lowenaffchen: I used to worry about offending people's moms on facebook but now they all post memes like "I chug vodka to keep from drowning my children"
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@AnniemuMary: I'm not an actress but I play one on the phone when the lady asks me if I have a pen to write down the confirmation code.
@PajamaStew: "How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?" - Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin?" - Oh, then YES!
@amselts: After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance "The Human" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet