@yobrah_: I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street.
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@TheDailySchmuck: People have underestimated me my entire life, and they've been wrong on like two of those days.
@ianabramson: I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes.
@BobLoblaw143637: Lying on my bed struggling to squeeze into jeans The dog comes in to show emotional support ... followed by the cat, who came to judge.
@dammit_emma: officer, buying weed from a guy who sells on the side is basically shopping local. you should be THANKING me for supporting our community.