@RidiculousSheri: I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget.
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@EmrgencyKittens: I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.
@CountMackula: Im not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB
@LackOfShame: If you like buying other people food and bribing them to eat it, then having kids might be for you.