@KrazykurtKurt: I usually spend my Sundays texting apologies but I've had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do.
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@Petote: Just because I am an Italian American doesn't mean my family is in the mob.... It means we used to be.
@markydoodoo: if you encounter a bear in the woods, make your self as big as possible. Talk about how much money you make and how hot your girlfriend is.
@3sunzzz: What did watching Cinderella teach us? 7yo: It taught us that if she had been wearing sensible shoes, she would still be scrubbing floors.