@joeljeffrey: I waited around all morning for the mailman so I could grab his hand through the mail slot.
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@DaHess1: People think it's great if you like kids but will freak out if you assign an age. I like 10 year olds. See? Creepy. I'll wait in the van.
@secondofhername: If you reply with "sky" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless.
@TheToddWilliams: Girl: I love Medieval Art Boy: Who doesn't? There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence?
@trojansauce: ME: *vaping* FRIEND: is that just a fountain pen? ME: *ink all over my teeth* nope