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@therealeatwood: [I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon]

But that means…

[Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]

[I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon]

But that means…

[Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]

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