@Elizasoul80: I walk around in public saying "wait for me guys" so everyone thinks I have friends.
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@FeelingEuphoric: *flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thi— *coughs for like ten minutes straight bc I've never smoked before*
@ShoutingGoddess: One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones.