@Elizasoul80: I walk around in public saying "wait for me guys" so everyone thinks I have friends.
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@crabgirl_: *Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed
@KKAlThani: I thought I was listening to a Maroon 5 song on the radio when I realized that the radio is off and I need to have my brakes changed.
@NurseSeymour: You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe.