[i walk up to a woman wearing headphones and take them off her and put them on] nice this song rules. what? sorry, can’t talk. headphones on

@GibJimson: My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays. We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions.

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@Lerky: Seriously, soup? If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar.

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@SuMacDan: Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first.

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@thenatewolf: Humans: we’re not like snakes Also Humans: mmmm eggs

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@laurajennyjo: I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit

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