@TheToxicWaster: I walked a girl down into the dark woods. She said it's very scary. I said how do you think i feel i have to walk back alone..
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@tastefactory: *firefighter wraps me in blanket after he rescues me* Um I just came out of a fire so I'm pretty hot actually
@theshamingofjay: Thanks for sending your Blackberry pin to my iPhone. When did you get electricity in your cave?