@YearOfRat: I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness.
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@trevso_electric: The only way to make a cat like you is to cancel plans with them and ignore their text messages.
@WheelTod: If I was on death row I'd request my own heart as my last meal. But they wouldn't be able to extract it til they killed me: Catch 22. I walk
@batkaren: JON: What should I do with these extra mustard packs? MARY: Just stuff 'em in the Lazy Susan. SUSAN: Hey, I'm right here! (*remains seated*)