@Pirate_nurse: I wanna be the reason you're comfortable with your prostate examination
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@YuckyTom: one time my cousin Dom hit a baseball so hard it tore a hole in the space time continuum and I caught it two years earlier
@JohnLyonTweets: "I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you." -Liam Neeson opening a Where's Waldo book
@kelkulus: If you believe that no great story ever started with someone eating a salad, then you're using the wrong kind of mushrooms.