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@ch000ch: I wanna get HAMMERED tonight.
Seriously?
Yeah, drunk as hell, bro.
Riiight. Of course, of course. *quietly slides hammer back into sleeve*

I wanna get HAMMERED tonight.
Seriously?
Yeah, drunk as hell, bro. 
Riiight. Of course, of course. *quietly slides hammer back into sleeve*

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