@samalmightysam: I wanna get on a taxi and after riding around a while without saying anything, tell the driver 'I killed myself on that bridge 2 years ago'
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@GensPlace: I was ringing this 0800 number for two days before I realised it was their opening hours.
@savvystrider: Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I'm from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101
@osigat: People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.