@jergarl: I wanna join a gang so I can get in a street fight with a rival gang and intimidatingly snap my fingers to a clever song about friendship.
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@equinelover137: A guy just commented on how classy I am So naturally I removed my finger from my nose so I could type, "Thank you!"
@Daniel_Sloss: Airport receptionist: anything to declare? Me: how bout these guns? *flexes* Her: OH GOD HE'S GOT GUNS! Me: wait.. I was.. Her: HELP!! AGH!
@novixv: Judge: I sentence you to 10 years Defendant: Well I sentence YOU to 20 years Lawyer: That's not how that.. Judge: [being cuffed] DAMN YOU