@AsYouNotWish: I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on Instagram.
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@Goggner: Social services would take the kids away if they saw my house right now. Does anyone have their phone number?
@BoogTweets: Judas: How long are your arms? Jesus: Why? Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what? Judas:Across. How long across.
@Contwixt: Confidence is important. Because wishy-washy just will not get you a prescription for the good drugs.
@QwertyJones3: A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.