@AsYouNotWish: I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on Instagram.
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@SergioValenCo: ''You will die alone.'' I hate fortune cookies. Wait! This is a note from my mom!
@EliTerry: I wanna see some BUTTS on da dance floor! ONLY butts. Detached from their owners, just kinda in a pile. In the middle. Nice. Good butt pile.
@njlitigator: Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens