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@CelebrityGaucho: I want a car horn that shouts obscenities.
@AndyAsAdjective: I am astonishingly jubilant that I ultimately uncovered my mislaid thesaurus.
@sachinsebastian: I work 24/7 - which is about 3.42 hours.
@WalkingOutside: Shout out to whichever childless person invented toys that erupt in an epic sound and light show when you toss em in the toy box at night.
@WilliamAder: Was standing in my front yard this evening and some neighborhood kids tried to deflate me.
@daemonic3: "It's time to turn over a new leaf."
- Adam & Eve on laundry day